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Sphincter Citizen Posts: 112 |
posted 10-02-2000 05:43 PM
    
How about going in for a vesectomy, having to drive myself home after...(manual shift...hard enough to walk, let alone drive a fucking standard), then have my 3 year old son jump in my lap and have both knees flatten my already bruised nuts... I realize that this doesn't come close to some that I have read above...but it still hurt like hell!! BTW...this was 5 years ago now... IP: 162.106.7.129 |
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KiNkErToY Citizen Posts: 269 |
posted 10-02-2000 06:39 PM
I've got you all hands down, but i'm not sure some of the guys wanna hear about it.. it hurts to even think about. Just to let you know.. i'm ok.. and have all body parts and in working order ------------------ IP: 24.19.41.15 |
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KiNkErToY Citizen Posts: 269 |
posted 10-02-2000 06:52 PM
I'm not sure.. but thats what happend to me... My rigth testicle was about the size of a fucking softball and blackand blue.. and my mom didn't wanna go to the er.. lets just wait till morning and go to the doctor she said. I was so embrassed about it that I didn't tell anyone about it for the first 5 or 6 times it happened.. it would always go away in the morning so I just let it go. It was so terrible.. but not they have rubber bands basically that make it so the testicle doesn't spin inside of the sack. Most guys are born with the ligament?? that won't let them spin. But yea thats my terrible story... ------------------ IP: 24.19.41.15 |
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MeretriX Citizen Posts: 189 |
posted 10-02-2000 06:52 PM
I was at a ski-hotel once, and me and my cousin discoverd that the pay-per-view channels were unblocked in the exersize room. So we were down there most of the time, watching porn. I were watching two lovely lesbians getting it on, while I was using one of those stair masters. I lost grip of my foot and got it wedged inbetween the steps. I got about 100kilos pressed down, slowly, on my big toe. I paniced, jumped off, and ripped my shoe off. I saw that my whole sock was soacked with blood. I was 13, I think. My aunt rushed me to the hospital, where 5 doctors stood staring down the remains of my big toe. That was kinda icky. But those testicle stories, DAMN! ------------------ IP: 213.46.198.93 |
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Zayb0 Flavor Flav Posts: 431 |
posted 10-02-2000 06:57 PM
Fps: No, a vasectomy is one form of birth control.. think tie-age or snipage. And Sphinc, I admire you for having that done and not have your woman get her tubes tied (a much worse procedure, but still pretty common when guys don't want their tubes messed with.) Other than the knee stuff... I have had sections of the skin on my back and legs come off in strips. I got shot twice (doesn't hurt as much as ya think) once with a 9mm reg and the other with a thirty ought eight. I've had someone shoot an elephant gun too close to my ear and blow my right eardrum (still don't have full hearing in that.) Have had 4 massave concussions (this could explain a lot) and been hit on the jaw with a large metal pipe, causing permanent damage and toothage loss. Have several broken ribs that never quite set right and keep re-fracturing (poor Monk) as well as a badly set broken ankle and 3 more knee surgeries. I'm also 1 little tiny bit away from being legally blind. Umm.. I could go on but this is sorta depressing me. Ain't 1/2 as bad as Merlin tho. Now THAT guy has had some major painage. What doesn't kill ya sometimes makes ya stronger (or you get cool composite and titanum parts that set off the airport alarms and make a big scene and ruckus.) Pain comes in two levels tho: Both suck, but #2 really does blow something fierce. I think both are good to have. On the plus side I still look halfway normal. Women are WIN!! (/me has been looking at some of Monk's pr0n.) IP: 172.132.232.85 |
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Phobia! Citizen Posts: 74 |
posted 10-02-2000 07:23 PM
Wow all these stories make ya put pain into perspective, but... maybe it's these pain meds but I remember reading something about a testicle coming off in a motorcycle accident? I just read every post 3 times and didn't find it. Then again Im constantly on 2 500 mg pills of hydrocodone. Oh yeah, and Zayb0, you said not half as bad as merlin?? Something tells me Merlin is a bloody pile of skin and bones... heh my eyes wont focus ------------------ IP: 216.204.19.103 |
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Fpsnut Citizen Posts: 706 |
posted 10-02-2000 08:03 PM
Zayb0: Yeah, I initially confused it with another procedure. Couple minutes later i was like DOH. But it looks like by the time I deleted the question quite a few people have read it  .IP: 216.26.7.132 |
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Zayb0 Flavor Flav Posts: 431 |
posted 10-02-2000 08:04 PM
Phob: Uhh, no Merlin is a pretty active AQ player etc. He runs the newbie boards (aq2zone.) His webpage if ya wanna find all of his freaky stuff is: Incredible, incredible survivor. IP: 172.163.150.236 |
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Phobia! Citizen Posts: 74 |
posted 10-02-2000 09:02 PM
Wow.. that's just.. it made me think of pot-shot's comment. Physical pain doesn't last forever unless you had my doctor and are in pain 24/7.. but anyway, Merlin's page is a real eye opener. Seems like a cool guy. Bahh.. stupid government. Hmm almost time to pass out from pain meds... ------------------ IP: 216.204.19.103 |
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OzFactor Citizen Posts: 461 |
posted 10-02-2000 10:22 PM
Merlin == win. He's quite the trooper. IP: 192.195.154.3 |
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