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nipple
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posted 03-09-2000 09:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nipple   Click Here to Email nipple     send a private message to nipple   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
subject says it all!
sound off about how you are all model citizens

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MP*Yogurt
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posted 03-09-2000 09:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MP*Yogurt   Click Here to Email MP*Yogurt     send a private message to MP*Yogurt   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Screw that, bring your Mom.

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McBlood
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posted 03-10-2000 01:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for McBlood     send a private message to McBlood   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No one got hurt last time, its all about a good time.

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Homosaurus
enemy thrown helluva far

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posted 03-10-2000 10:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Homosaurus   Click Here to Email Homosaurus     send a private message to Homosaurus   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Model Citizen #1

Graeme Rolfe - Event Founder and Organizer

Age: 22
Height: 5'8
Education: Half a University Degree in English and History.
Occupation: Legal clerk at one of the world's largest Engineering firms.
Goal in life: To not be a legal clerk at one of the world's largest engineering firms.

I'm currently working full time, but I'm going back to school in the fall to be a Paramedic. After almost 3 years of University I decided that my time could be better spent elsewhere. My grades were decent (and in some cases outstanding) but the interest just wasn't there for me. I'm living with my parents again for the moment (after 3 years away at school it's a bit rough) but I'll most likely be moving out again in the fall when I go back to school. At the moment I am saving up to buy a car.

My father is a Detective Sargeant with the Metro Toronto Police force, and my mother is the executive assistant to the President of a multinational corporation. I live in a quiet suburb just outside of Toronto, have two dogs and a cat. I don't smoke, drink, or use any drugs (although I may smoke the occasional cigar) and I'm allergic to caffeine (which means no chocolate, coffee, tea, cola etc...) Bacon is just about my only vice.

I like bacon.

I'm your average, white, heterosexual, middleclass male trying to get his feet under him in the big bad world.

Your sons will be quite safe at my party, and the paintball field has the highest safety standards in the province. The biggest danger is the risk of a few grease burns from the bacon cooking pit, and the painful indigestion which accompanies eating mass quantities of pork and little else.

If you have any further questions, feel free to email me [email protected] and my home phone number is available upon request.

Sincerely
Graeme Rolfe
BaconMaster

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Bryan
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posted 03-10-2000 11:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bryan   Click Here to Email Bryan     send a private message to Bryan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Model Citizen #2

Bryan Harig
age:19
height: 5' 11"
education: Graduated from one of the top 100 high schools in America! Currently in my first year of college.
occupation:Computer salesman, student
goal in life:

Im currently working full time and taking 16 credits worth of courses at my local community college. I do not sleep. I plan to purse a degree in History concentrating on medieval europe. I am currently living at home as well (though due to my schedual I see my parental units only 3 or 4 times a week). I am currently recovering from paying for my new computer.

My father is an Electrical Engineer for Moore Products, and my mother works for Prudential Investments in Information Security. I live in a VERY quiet suburb outside of Philadelphia. I am owned by 2 small kittens. I hate smoking (cigars included) and have no allergies. I am almost a vegetarian, I eat only interesting meat (snake, deer, etc...), and that one piece of bacon I ate last year...

You little nipple will be safe with me.

email homo with questions, not me.

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GK'99 Survivor! (Against all odds!)

When you get to Hell and you're burning in the Lake of Fire and getting tortured by demons, please be sure to tell
Satan, "But, but, but, it was my Constitutional right to masturbate!" Satan will think that's the funniest thing he ever
heard.
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McDizzo
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posted 03-10-2000 02:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for McDizzo   Click Here to Email McDizzo     send a private message to McDizzo   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Model Citizen #3

Matt McDonough - Greasy Keyboards Participant

Age: 22
Height: 6'3"
Education: Bachelors of the Arts in Psychology along with minors in philosophy and pre-law.
Occupation: Associate Software Engineer

My Mother was a stay at home Mom who took prid in just raising her family (and did a very good job in my opinion). She also started her own business (family, but not mafia)

My father is a teacher, K-12 Art.


I live in a small city outside of Grand Rapids Michigan, low crime rate mostly young professionals like myself.

I have had several gatherings at my residence for the people in this community and I can honestly say that they are some of the best people I know. I know that you have heard a lot about the internet being an untrustworthy place, but I can assure you from personal experiance that this is not the case with these peopl (or myself).

Having attended Greasy Keyboards last year, I can also say that the accomodations are safe and the drive by and large uneventful.

If there are any questions, I would be glad to field them either by e-mail (work or home), via ICQ, or over the phone. I can assure you that all is well with the gathering and with all parties involved.

I was going to make a whole new 'Bio' for my girlfriend (Fiancee once I can afford the ring) Tishy. But I figure I will come on later and have her post to this a well.

Thanks for your time

Matt McDonough
work: [email protected]
home: [email protected]
phone: 616-667-9507
ICQ: 12701873

[This message has been edited by McDizzo (edited 03-10-2000).]

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fex
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posted 03-10-2000 03:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fex   Click Here to Email fex     send a private message to fex   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Model Citizen #4

Bill Geiger - Message Board Owner and all american l33t d00d

Age: 30

Height: 5' 11"

Eyes: Green

Zodiac: Capricorn

Martial Status: Married

Children: None (2 cats)

Education: 3 years at Cleveland State University.


Occupation:Network Administrator

Job History:

I quit school because I got a job in the construction industry making better money then I would have at a entry level job with a degree. After working in construction for 3 years, I quit because I had a better offer to drive a Hazardous waste tanker. I eventually went back to the construction company after they offered me even more money. After 5 years total at Great Lakes Construction I quit to work an an ISP named ExchangeNet founded by a 14 year old kid. I was the third employee. I went to work at ExchangeNet for waaaaay less money, but I thought the future was better. Its now 5 years later ExchangeNet was bought out by Voyager.net and we are the largest ISP in the midwest at this time and a publically traded company.

Relatives:

Wife: Stacie - Sells Dedicated Internet Circuits T1's/T3's etc

Father: Ray - Retired

Mother: Carol - Works for a OB/GYN

I live in Brook Park a suburb of Cleveland Ohio. Over all pretty much just your normal joe.

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nipple
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posted 03-10-2000 04:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nipple   Click Here to Email nipple     send a private message to nipple   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WOW!
ive said it before and ill say it again
you guys totally rule
cant find a better community anywhere online and thats the truth
thanks for taking the time out of your day to do this for me
i have no doubt in my mind that it will work
RIGHT MOM?

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Jairdan
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posted 03-10-2000 05:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jairdan   Click Here to Email Jairdan     send a private message to Jairdan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Model Citizen #5

Jared Curtis - Action Quaker & MB Reader

Age: 20

Height: 6' 2"

Eyes: Greenish

Zodiac: Scorpio

Martial Status: Negatory

Children: I should hope not

Education: High School

Occupation: Computer Programmer at a software company

Job History:
I started at a pizza place and worked there for 4 months to get some money in my pocket when i was 15. After my 16th birthday I started at a software company, and worked through high school and and stayed here since.

Father: Bill - Garbage Man

Mother: Debi - Support Specialist at the software company i work at

Location: Kennewick Washington, 'bout 3 1/2 hours from Seattle.

Other Info: I live in a duplex w/ my roommate/friend (Kalin aka CatAsTrophy). I am pretty quite and usually keep to myself, but you get past my standoffishness (is that a word?) I am a pretty nice guy. I don't take any illicit/illegal substances, once in a while i'll have a drink in the privacy of my own home, but that is about it.

I hope to see nipple at GK2K We are just a group of normal people who are drawn together by a great mod and community.

Jairdan

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-CaNuCk-
Canadian Bacon

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posted 03-10-2000 07:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for -CaNuCk-   Click Here to Email -CaNuCk-     send a private message to -CaNuCk-   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Almost-Model (nobody's perfect...not even Graeme) Citizen #6:


John Connolly - Attendee of the original Greasy Keyboards in August of '99

Age: 19
Height: 5'8
Education: Graduate (with Honours) Sacred Heart Catholic High School. Currently enrolled at Ryerson Polytechnic University for Computer Science
Occupation: Contracted Computer Systems Designer
Goal in life: To attend GK2K.

My father is President and CEO of Q4U Associates - A new quality consultants firm based in Toronto, Ontario.

My mother is a Florist with Dominion Plus Canada.

When I first informed my parents of my intent to leave home to meet people I had never seen before at the original Greasy Keyboards, they were slightly concerned to say the least. I, myself, was concerned as to whether anyone would actually be there. To make a long story short, this event was the most fun I had had all year and I met a ton of people who shared the same interests and love of bacon as myself. Graeme (organizer of GK2K) is a very responsible adult, capable leader and well organized person.


I can assure you from personal experience that the environment at Greasy Keyboards is nothing less than safe and enjoyable. I hope you trust your sons enough to allow them to attend, and have a really great time.

Regards,

John Connolly
a.k.a. Canuck

Edit: My spelling is atrocious.

[This message has been edited by -CaNuCk- (edited 03-10-2000).]

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Grampa RBA
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posted 03-10-2000 09:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Grampa RBA   Click Here to Email Grampa RBA     send a private message to Grampa RBA   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Model-T Ford

Jason Griffith - Attendee of GK99.

Age: 75. +/- 51 years
Height: 6'3.512"
Education: BS Computer Science, University of Warshington
Occupation: Professional Whiner, Worldstream Communications
Goal in Life: Owning my own house. First I'd have to escape the Old Folk's Home...

Job History: Resume. I promise that there are no links to naked men.

Father: Greg - Postal Worker, winner of the coveted "Most Days Between Deranged Killing Sprees" award.

Mother: Joy - Landscape Artist

Location: Lynnwood, Washington. Close enough to Seattle.

Nipple will be more than safe with us. Several of us are martial artists and the others are armed lunatics. Did I say lunatics? I meant law enforcement officers.

No animals were harmed in the making of GK '99. Except some pigs. But who cares about pigs? I don't. They're delicious. Delicious animals can GIT IN MAH BELLY!

No people were harmed in the making of GK '99. Except some Bryans. But who cares about Bryans? I don't. They're delicious. Delicious Bryans can GIT IN MAH BELLY!


Last year was a lot of fun. Basically a large bunch of people sitting around, socializing. The worst thing that happened that I know of was when I burned my lil' fingers by grabbing a hot can after cooking it. Cooking the food in the can, not just an empty can. But then someone gave me theirs, and the love was felt all around.

Grampa, Green felt. The kind that's hard to cut with safety scissors.

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Bryan
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posted 03-10-2000 11:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bryan   Click Here to Email Bryan     send a private message to Bryan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I was trying to gloss over that little subject grampXor! but, oh well. On the bright side "I get to be in yo belly!!"

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GK'99 Survivor! (Against all odds!)

When you get to Hell and you're burning in the Lake of Fire and getting tortured by demons, please be sure to tell
Satan, "But, but, but, it was my Constitutional right to masturbate!" Satan will think that's the funniest thing he ever
heard.
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

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hellbent
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posted 03-11-2000 09:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hellbent     send a private message to hellbent   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Invisible Citizen #1

Name: Albert Fung

Age:28

Height: 5'11 3/4"

Zodiac: Capricorn

Sex: Male or yes,please, but not both.

Education: majored in Commercial Arts. dropped out to work. survived the 90's (barely) and currently run Superconnected, a networking and hardware consultation, website design company situated in the middle of the pacific ocean.

Marital Status: so single its almost a 3's company episode. try and guess which character i am. nevermind, dont.

please refer to www.superconnected.com . i promise there are no links to naked men in grampa's link.

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hell-bent adj : recklessly determined

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Mm2000
jerk

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posted 03-11-2000 12:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mm2000     send a private message to Mm2000   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Unknown Specimen #1

Johnny

Age: 18?
Height: 5'11
State: Sticky
Education: Some Highschool
Occupation: Time to Satifaction Manger @ ez2get.com
Goal in life: Short Term Goal within 3 months is to get rid of that job, and get something that pays 2-3 dollars more a hour!

I like bacon too.

I'm not your average person, i am wierd.

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Bryan
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posted 03-11-2000 01:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bryan   Click Here to Email Bryan     send a private message to Bryan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
18? wtf man?

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GK'99 Survivor! (Against all odds!)

When you get to Hell and you're burning in the Lake of Fire and getting tortured by demons, please be sure to tell
Satan, "But, but, but, it was my Constitutional right to masturbate!" Satan will think that's the funniest thing he ever
heard.
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

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Lucy
Black Magic Woman

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posted 03-11-2000 01:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lucy   Click Here to Email Lucy     send a private message to Lucy   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
GK attendee # ah, who's keeping track:

Name: Lucy (not my real name for 2 reasons, 1-I'm not an idiot, there are people on the net that are psychos, haven't met any here, but have met some and my name is that unusual that it could be used to track me down quite easily, I give my name to people I know well...2-it's so unusual you would most likely butcher the pronounciation so I just use my nickname until I meet people in person)

Age: 20
Height: short, not less than 5' but still too short
Marital status: just over 5 months
Kids: one 2 year-old boy, one girl on the way
Education: finished high school 3 years ago (did the 5 year ontario thing in 4 years, was in university, but left to be a mom)
Goals in life: be a kickass mom, launch a career in theatre through this new local group that I'm involved with. Make it to GK2K for atleast 3 hours.

General info: I was a GK99 attendee, had a really great time. Didn't meet anyone that I thought I should worry about. Met lots of people that would take care of someone that might have wished me or anyone else there harm. Not gonna make it for the full event cuz I'm having a baby at the end of july but my husband will be there for the paintball and a night and me and the baby are coming up for a few hours after the paintball (yes it's an environment that I wouldn't feel bad about having a baby around, but yeah she will be sleeping, I wouldn't bring my little sister there, but mostly cuz it's teenage plus oriented). I don't recall any drugs at the actual campsite (I know of some people from other groups that were high, and one or two people from our group that went somewhere else and did something, but I never noticed). Yes there was drinking but everyone (with the exception of one or two) was of age and no one got crazy ('cept Bryan who hit on me infront of my fianc� but that was just funny). There will be a lot more underage people there this year and Graeme's made an official statement regarding underage drinking and drug use in the thread calleda href="https://assets.aq2world.com/archive/websites/aqdt.fear.net/t/ctbbb/Forum8/HTML/000014.html" TARGET=_blank> drugs at gk. Basically, if you trust your child to not drink or do drugs then they won't, because there is in NO way the feeling that you have to drink to fit in or enjoy yourself. The people that drank, drank cuz they wanted a beer after painball etc. Again, anyone that tried to push someone into drinking/smoking up would have a lot of people pissed off at them. There's also pretty good camp security. For any other comment from me, please see pacman'sa href="https://assets.aq2world.com/archive/websites/aqdt.fear.net/t/ctbbb/Forum8/HTML/000025.html" TARGET=_blank> need some help here thread.

oh, goa href="https://assets.aq2world.com/archive/websites/aqdt.fear.net/t/lucy/weddingshot.jpg" TARGET=_blank> here for a pic of me and Homer at our wedding.

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nipple
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posted 03-12-2000 02:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nipple   Click Here to Email nipple     send a private message to nipple   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ummmmmmmm wow
nice post
NICE pic

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HaaKonSeN
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posted 03-12-2000 06:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for HaaKonSeN   Click Here to Email HaaKonSeN     send a private message to HaaKonSeN   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My name is Andrew Connor, and I'll be at GK2K. From reading this post I can tell there are going to be a lot of cool people there. I beleive I can not get super-rowdy for one weekend of the summer and hang out with you people. hehe, I'm going this year because my brother (Homer) and sister-in-law (Lucy - I cant beleive you are going) are going and I dont get to party with them ever. Some of you may remember me from the AQ scence as "that punk kid". Although thats hardly me. Lookin forward to meeting you all and pelting you all, "paintball rocks!".

HaaK

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Ace12GA
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posted 03-14-2000 10:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ace12GA   Click Here to Email Ace12GA     send a private message to Ace12GA   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Model Person... #whatever.

Evan Prentice - Just some guy.

Age: 22
Height: 6'7"
Education: College, still there, studying for mechanical engineering and robotics.
Occupation: Contract 3D artist, and CAD draftsman.
Goal in life: To work for myself.

I'm currently going to school, trying to keep a float in life, and attain true happiness. I live with 2 room mates, and am trying desperately to find my own affordable place.

My parents are crazy. Well, not really. My father is retired, my step mother a manager with bell canada. My mother is a house wife raising my 6 year old little brother; my step father drives transport trucks for PRAX Air.

I don't drink too much, I don't smoke or do drugs. I eat lots of bacon.

I am not exactly your average hetrosexual white male, but I am by no means a serial killer; my friends tell me I am a really nice guy. Your son will be more than safe with us, we'll even keep him out of the booze; tie him to a tree or something. (just kidding about the tieing him to a tree thing)



Homo: there is no way your 5'8", maybe 5'4"

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nipple
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posted 03-14-2000 10:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nipple   Click Here to Email nipple     send a private message to nipple   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
dont listen to him homo
your as tall as you think you are
reality is subjective

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Bryan
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posted 03-15-2000 04:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bryan   Click Here to Email Bryan     send a private message to Bryan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
im scared of tall people...

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GK'99 Survivor! (Against all odds!)

When you get to Hell and you're burning in the Lake of Fire and getting tortured by demons, please be sure to tell
Satan, "But, but, but, it was my Constitutional right to masturbate!" Satan will think that's the funniest thing he ever
heard.
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

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MP*Yogurt
Flight Helmet

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posted 03-15-2000 03:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MP*Yogurt   Click Here to Email MP*Yogurt     send a private message to MP*Yogurt   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Model Citizen #Y
Brian H. - Head Recruiter, MPELP

Age: 20 (Well, I will be on July 4th)
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 290 lbs.
Education: Half a degree in Animation at UMBC.
Occupation: Target Sales Rep.
Goal in life: To have enough money for stuff, and preferably to have enough motivation to seek a wife someday.

I'm currently on LOA at Target Stores, but I'm going back to work after this semester. After almost 2 years of college, I decided that my time could be better spent on the internet. My grades are decent (and in some cases outstanding decent) but the interest just isn't there for me. I'm living with my parents on weekends for the moment but I'll most likely be living with them for the summer and for the rest of my life. At the moment I am saving up to buy a Shelby GT-500 or lots of lottery tickets.

My father is a Vice President of Human Resources for a large company that owns a lot of retirement homes, and my mother is a Registered Nurse in a Psychiatric Ward in the VA. (Oh god. The stories my mother shares at dinner.) I live in a growing rural area 50 miles Northeast from Baltimore, and I have a dog named Daisy and a little brother named elf-lad Kevin. I have never smoked (anything), drank alcohol, or used any drugs and I'm allergic to penicillin (which gives me a rash.)

I like Pop-Tarts too much.

I'm your average, white, heterosexual, middleclass male trying to get his pants on because he's fat.

Your sons will be quite safe at the party, and I've been assured the paintball field has the highest safety standards in the province. Also, as Graeme stated, he biggest danger is the risk of a few grease burns from the bacon cooking pit, and the painful indigestion which accompanies eating mass quantities of pork and little else.

If you have any further questions, feel free to email me at [email protected] and my home phone number is available upon request.

Sincerely,
Brian H.
Fat Guy

PS: I have a goatee. And I like wearing glasses I "find" at eyeglass donation centers.

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Death Mark
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posted 03-16-2000 12:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Death Mark     send a private message to Death Mark   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, I guess since I'm one of the atendees of GK99, I should add my info.

Name: Jeffrey McQueen

Age: 22
Height: 5'11"
Education: 3.5 years at Michigan State University studying Telecommunications/Network Administration
Occupation: Bum (ok, not the best job, I'm trying to get a real one, honest.)
Goal in life: Get a job. Prefereably dealing with computers.

Well, in case you're worried about your son meeting crazy people over the internet, lemme tell you a little story. I started playing this game about a year and a half ago. I joined a clan to play with with some people from online. After a month I met the clan leader in person, since he lived only a few hours away. Since then I've met other clan members that he was friends with in real life, and his girlfriend. When I quit school, he offered me a place to stay, and now I live with someone I've known a little over a year in person, and met because of this game and messageboard. I've met a lot of people here in real life now like McDizzo (who I live with), Tishy, Invisibill, Leon, Victor, Trunksu, Undream, Homoaurus, Fool Killer, Ace12GA, Imrik, lilgorgor, Hamhed, and more. (Met them at a few lan parties and last years GK.)

Nobody was crazy, and none went psycho and tried to kill people (except Bryan trying to walk into the fire.) :)

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[AMC]Death Mark - 3rd Circle, Keeper of the Ping
Survivor of GK '99

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Imrik
Fex is WIN

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posted 03-16-2000 12:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Imrik     send a private message to Imrik   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Name: Imrik DragonLord (I prefer my online persona :P )

Age: 20 I think

Height: 6' I like to think :P

Education: Graduated High School with 87% average, attended Ryerson University for one year, till I lost interest/flunked out. Attending Sheridan College for Computer Programming.

Occupation: slacker ie college student

Goal in Life: be paid to play games.

I've started playing AQ almost two years ago, and haven't regretted any of it. Homo was the first person I met from AQ in real life, and I have met many others, all a great bunch of people that share common interests such as AQ and bacon!

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Infadel
I wish I was fex

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posted 03-16-2000 12:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Infadel   Click Here to Email Infadel     send a private message to Infadel   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Model Citizen #26

Geoff George - Slacker

Age: 17
Height: 5'11
Education: none whatsoever
Occupation: Formerly retail, now unemployed.
Goal in life: Be worth a million dollars by my 21st birthday.

I'm currently failing out of highschool and continuing to junior college where i will then transfer into a prestigious technical school with the likes of Cal Tech, MIT, or UC Riverside. After almost 3.5 years of highschool, i determined it was extremely boring. My grades were great until this last semester. I'm living with my parents as i have been my entire life. and i dont plan on moving out any time soon because im cheap.
At the moment I am saving up to buy a computer.

My father is a VP of Sales & Marketing in a start up telecommunications comapny in Berkeley, CA, and my mother is a full professor of Psychology at Mills College, an exclusive all-women's college. I live in a almost-quiet suburb an hour away from San Fransisco, have two dogs and
a 3 cats. I don't smoke, drink, or use any drugs and I'm allergic to junipers, mulberry, and grasses. Bacon is one of my many vices.

I like bacon.

I'm your average, white, heterosexual, high-upper-middleclass male trying to get his feet above him in the big bad world.


Sincerely
Geoff George
Infadel
Bork

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"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means."
- Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925.
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Elbarto
Eldrunko

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Model Citizen #26 1/345ths
Mike Gillette - General Slacker

Age: 17
Height: 6'0"
Education: somewhat highschool
Occupation: work on the tech crew for my highschool

I'm currently failing out of highschool where if i were to graduate i am going to a business school to be a LAN admin and whatnot

i am white and live in an upper-middle class society and smoke a lot and a lot of weed nothing

so nhya

Sincerely
Mike Gillette
Elbarto

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You got knocked the fuck out

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PACMAN
Smartass

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posted 03-21-2000 09:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PACMAN   Click Here to Email PACMAN     send a private message to PACMAN   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Model Average Citizen #
Eric Dubhorn - Action Quaker - General Slacker

Age: 16

Height: 5' 11"

Weight: 195lbs

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Brown

Zodiac: Sagittarius (sp?)

Martial Status: My computer.

Children: Heh

Education: 3/4 High School

Occupation: Carving technician at a nationwide industrial establishment. (I cut chicken at boston market)

Job History: See above

Father: Postal Worker

Mother: Postal Worker

Other Info: I don't do drugs/smoke/drink (its illegal anyway). I'm the average all around high school slacker with a computer.

PACMAN

*I have no idea whether or not I'm going but I got bored and everyone else was doing this.

** PACMAN's dead thread revival service, reviving threads since... today.

[This message has been edited by PACMAN (edited 03-21-2000).]

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[AMC]Tishy
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Well, since Lucy is the only other female, I might was well add to this, even though I know I am dreadfully late. (And who is the best dead thread reviver around? )

Name: Trish Cramer
Age: 21
Occupation: Student, Supervisor at my University's Computer Lab

Believe it or not, I am a pretty shy, overly good girl. I am very quiet in real life. I am overly shy. I am still shocked I have met people online, as I never dreamed I would, but it has been one of the best thing to ever happen to me.

I am currently at a smaller University in Adrian, Michigan. I am a first year senior. I say first year because at my school, and education student has to earn a normal degree (English for me) in addition to their teacher certification (elementary).
So, I can watch out for the boys hehe

I attended GK for a bit last year, and it was cool. The people are great and they really look out for you. I don't think there is anything to worry about in this community.

Trish (aka Tishy)

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Bryan
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posted 03-28-2000 12:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bryan   Click Here to Email Bryan     send a private message to Bryan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Tishy:
quote:
d00d! I will own j00!

shy as a mouse eh?

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When you get to Hell and you're burning in the Lake of Fire and getting tortured by demons, please be sure to tell
Satan, "But, but, but, it was my Constitutional right to masturbate!" Satan will think that's the funniest thing he ever
heard.
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

EDIT: whoa! look at Tishys number of posts.... the mark of the beast! 666! the great red dragon of relevations has come for her at last....

[This message has been edited by Bryan (edited 03-28-2000).]

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[AMC]Tishy
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Bryan: You should remember the truth to that statement. I barely said anything while there last year.

Once i get comfortable though, watch out! Just ask Bill, especially after I kick his butt at RC Pro-Am

Tishy

P.S. HAHAHA I kept Satan away another day...

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MP*Yogurt
Flight Helmet

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posted 03-28-2000 02:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MP*Yogurt   Click Here to Email MP*Yogurt     send a private message to MP*Yogurt   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm going to make it a point for atleast 5 people to get a chance to see me being normal and to say, "You're Yogurt, aren't you?"

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Bryan
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posted 03-28-2000 12:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bryan   Click Here to Email Bryan     send a private message to Bryan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hey, we talked for about 3 minutes last year... I really cant recall what we talked about though. Well, hopefully you are comfortable now, because at gk2k I demand at least a 5 minute conversation AND participation in paintball.

and yogurt, I have that pic of your face pressed on the scanner, I'll just flee in terror from anyone even remotely resembling it.

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GK'99 Survivor! (Against all odds!)

When you get to Hell and you're burning in the Lake of Fire and getting tortured by demons, please be sure to tell
Satan, "But, but, but, it was my Constitutional right to masturbate!" Satan will think that's the funniest thing he ever
heard.
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

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MP*Yogurt
Flight Helmet

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posted 03-28-2000 01:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MP*Yogurt   Click Here to Email MP*Yogurt     send a private message to MP*Yogurt   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hehehe.

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Ace12GA
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posted 03-28-2000 06:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ace12GA   Click Here to Email Ace12GA     send a private message to Ace12GA   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Tishy, your not shy. Your upfront and loud. Down right scary.

Yogurt, we will so know who you are. Even if you act normal.

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Lt.Hawkins
Ladykiller

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posted 03-31-2000 10:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lt.Hawkins   Click Here to Email Lt.Hawkins     send a private message to Lt.Hawkins   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lt.Hawkins Original Dead Thread Revival Service
Serving you since last century!

Name: Dan Chin
Age: 21 (in 2 weeks anyway)
Occupation: will be a senior computer sci student at syracuse university (wow. that makes me feel *old*!!!!
occupation: intern at an aerospace firm, doing tech support and network adminning, and a bit of programming.

i've thus far lived a very boring life, except for that short stint in the CIA i had when i was 3 and a half (but i'm not allowed to give details of that operation). i don't drink, i don't smoke, and i don't do drugs. instead, i stare at a 15' wide screen that sits on my desk for most of the day, for work and pleasure.

my mother is just as ansy as you are, and probably more. she's read this, and laughed, and actually seems somewhat reassured, which i find extremely surprising.

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JodoCoW
Moo!!Bitch!!Moo!!

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posted 04-01-2000 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JodoCoW   Click Here to Email JodoCoW     send a private message to JodoCoW   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Just look for the booger hanging out of his nose. And yell out PAUL WITT and see who turns his head.8-)

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StarKnite
pr0k's favorite CoW

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posted 04-01-2000 08:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarKnite   Click Here to Email StarKnite     send a private message to StarKnite   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
*sigh*
I'm starting to seriously feel old. hehehehe

Name: BUTTLES!! (Knite, whatever.)
Height: hovering somewhere between 6'4" and 6'5"
Age:25
Education: High school diploma. 1 year of Comp Sci in college. Both Microsoft MCP and CompTIA A+ certified, working toward MCSE.
Occupation: Network Technician.
Goal in life: To get it on with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Just kidding :-) To get my MCSE and work towards a degree for Computer Modeling/Animation.

Mother: Theresa. She's worked in the medical profession as an RN for over 25 years. Currently she is working at a nursing home as I BELEIVE an Assistant Director of Nursing.

Father: No idea.

I've been to multiple internet meetings, and to be honest, I'm freaked out before I go to each one. But I've never run into a situation with any kind of "psycho". ESPECIALLY in a group setting. If anyone IS a psycho, I'm sure they're'll be enough of us to make sure he doesn't do anything :-)

If you need any references or other information I can be contacted at [email protected]

Good luck :-)

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Lt.Hawkins
Ladykiller

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posted 04-02-2000 03:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lt.Hawkins   Click Here to Email Lt.Hawkins     send a private message to Lt.Hawkins   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
by the way, we plan on having infadel (geoff... maybe nipples mom knows him) fly out to NY and drive up with us. so there will be one familiar face there.

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Trunksu
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posted 04-05-2000 12:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Trunksu   Click Here to Email Trunksu     send a private message to Trunksu   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Model citizen #420

Name: Ryan Stoots
Age: 21
education: i curently attend Ohio State university to be a 3d animation artist.

I have no tatoos (yet) and no holes in my body (yet)

Favorite color: Green
favorite number: 420

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-[AMC]Trunks
-=The lesser known co-founder of the BBD=-

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nipple
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posted 04-05-2000 03:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nipple   Click Here to Email nipple     send a private message to nipple   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hehehe trunksu my parents lived through the 60's and 70's
your not foolin anyone
heheeheheheh

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Lt.Hawkins
Ladykiller

Posts: 9201
Registered: Mar 99

posted 04-13-2000 12:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lt.Hawkins   Click Here to Email Lt.Hawkins     send a private message to Lt.Hawkins   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

oh, nipple, don't tell your mother about the wild orgies with those prostitutes we're chipping in for!! she might not approve.


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Bryan
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posted 04-13-2000 03:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bryan   Click Here to Email Bryan     send a private message to Bryan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
chipping in for? Id like my own thank you.

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GK'99 :p

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chris welch
NSYNC Fan

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posted 04-14-2000 10:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for chris welch   Click Here to Email chris welch     send a private message to chris welch   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
my mommy said i cant cum because you guys are bad bad people


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Funky Cricket
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posted 04-16-2000 04:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Funky Cricket   Click Here to Email Funky Cricket     send a private message to Funky Cricket   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Average Slacker

Funky Cricket (Jeff Mertz)
Age: 23 (well in 2 months, man am i old)
height: short (graeme is too 5'8" and so am I!!)
Education: hopeing to graduate next year from michigan state ( i didn't riot, really!)

Goals: to see nipple to to gk2k, lose my recently aquired pot belly, and graduate

I never thought i would ever meet someone from the internet, i thought they were all crazy. i used to live with deathmark at college, then one day he says "hey, dizzo is in town and he is stopping by" i was like greeeaattt.. some psyco internet d00d. but he was super cool (and tall). Now matt is one of my best freinds along with his girl friend. There will be some other girls there too, i feel safe to bring my girlfriend with me, i went last year was super safe, the biggest danger is really just eating too much bacon, all that greese can give you an upset stomach, mostly we sit around campfires talking about computers, paintball and where we live. a very nice weekend all in all.

thanks jeff mertz

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[AMC]'s Pet{CoW}
proving every day a low ping doesn't make you good.
got chirp?

icq# 28241645
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Lt.Hawkins
Ladykiller

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posted 04-16-2000 09:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lt.Hawkins   Click Here to Email Lt.Hawkins     send a private message to Lt.Hawkins   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
PEACHY COMIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh ya, if you think 5'8 is short... grr... i'm a towering 5'6

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Bryan
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posted 04-17-2000 09:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bryan   Click Here to Email Bryan     send a private message to Bryan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
did you actually show this to your mom nipple?

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GK'99 :p

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Lt.Hawkins
Ladykiller

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posted 02-20-2001 01:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lt.Hawkins   Click Here to Email Lt.Hawkins     send a private message to Lt.Hawkins   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
top, for shifter and others.
Lt.Hawkins Original Dead Thread Revival Service
Serving j00 since 1999

my updated info


Name: Dan Chin
Age: 21
Occupation: a senior computer sci student at syracuse university (wow. that makes me feel *old*!!!!
occupation: intern at an aerospace firm, doing tech support and network adminning, and a bit of programming. (the internship is now over, but i'll leave it in anyway)

i've thus far lived a very boring life, except for that short stint in the CIA i had when i was 3 and a half (but i'm not allowed to give details of that operation). i don't drink, i don't smoke, and i don't do drugs. instead, i stare at a 15' wide screen that sits on my desk for most of the day, for work and pleasure.

my mother is just as ansy as you are, and probably more. she's read this, and laughed, and actually seems somewhat reassured, which i find extremely surprising.

update:
i went to GK with infadel (Geoff George). he flew out from california to syracuse, and we drove up together. he's really cool. my parents were really uncomfortable with that. they tricked me into getting his home #, and called his parents to speak with them. after a talk with his mother, my mom (who is REALLY overprotective) came away extremely satisfied, and actually told me to have fun! a week after GK last year, my family and i were in san fran, and i hung out with geoff while my parents and sister went and did something boring.

it really is an experience, i met a lot of cool people.

The paintball field is supervised.
The camp grounds had a few security people in the front at night just in case, but they were unnecessary.

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Blaze
Flavor Flav

Posts: 1588
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posted 02-20-2001 02:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Blaze   Click Here to Email Blaze     send a private message to Blaze   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now that I am almost forsure going, here is my little blurb.

Name: Scott Brooks
Age: 19
Education: Finishing my 2nd year of my bachelor of Computer Science
Occupation: Working at fragz(www.fragz.net) mainly working tech support, and admining the 2 servers.

Life Story:
Both my parents are teachers, I've never gotten drunk, never been high, never felt the need to. I wanna goto GK this year beacuse I have wanted to for the past 2 years, but things just never seemed to work out, This year it seems otherwise, and I will probably be able to go. I mainly want to goto GK to meet all the fools that I know from this message board, and to eat lots of bacon.

IP: 142.59.240.103

Steve
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posted 02-20-2001 01:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Steve   Click Here to Email Steve     send a private message to Steve   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I may or may not be attending, but I did last year.

Name: Steve Ewald
Age: 20
Education: Finishing my 3rd year of a Classics major at Northwestern University
Occupation: Working at NU's Technology Support Services

Paintball field is supervised, and it's hard to get hurt. I didn't even notice when I got shot in the neck.

Life Story:
I'm boring, my life is boring. I've never had alcohol, drugs, etc. GK is fun, and the bacon is mostly healthy. I ate a couple pounds and I'm still alive.

IP: 199.74.100.192

peachy
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Posts: 493
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posted 02-20-2001 01:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for peachy     send a private message to peachy   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Steve: your last name is Ewald??!! neat, i had an english teacher from high school named mj ewald, he's like 31 now i think. he was great, best teacher i ever had, not that any of you care

wow, i can't believe i haven't posted in this before

model female citizen #3

name: Lynn Kukla

age: will be 20 at gk2001

marrital status: not married, but I am in long term relationship with Funky Cricket (aka jeff mertz)

education: currently a psychology major at michigan state university

occupation: personnel supervisor for an on campus chain of convenience stores

I went to gk2k (my first one) and it was a blast, and everyone was great -- there weren't any problems inside of our own group, no fights broke out - no one got hurt - all the yung-uns were well cared for. This will be the third gk not to mention the numerous LAN parties that have been thrown, so most of us know each other personally and there isn't a threat (for any parents worried that they are sending their kids off with complete strangers - we really aren't) Most everything has been said that i can think of that would be reassuring to a parent, I just wanted to throw in my two cents.

Lar Lar Lar

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